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May 28, 2008
Therapy...
Medical proof: Masturbation
"Cuts Cancer Risk."
Gotta love the Aussies
today. Australian researchers (yeah, we used
to research a couple of times a day in our teens)
developed a profile for prostate cancer avoidance
through masturbation. Over 2000 menu
interviewed, with and without history of cancer.
The ones who had ejaculated the most between the
ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely have
prostrate cancer.
Of course, in theory any sexual
activity will do, but so many women don't buy the
line that they're helping us out with our health
here. So, Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters
step in to apply vigorous and regular therapeutic
aid. But gals, we're always happy when you
take an interest in our health and longevity.
We'll even help you with
some happy elixir!
So kids, next time Mom makes
those rapid three knocks before bursting your door
in, be proud! You're fighting the good fight
against cancer.
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