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January 10, 2006
Predictions
We'll go out on a limb this year. We predict that Steve Jobs will wear beat up jeans at the MacWorld keynote this morning. Not enough? Black t-shirt. We also expect him to bust out the reading glasses when he sits down at the keyboard at one point. He'll sport a semi-shaved face and a whole heaping lot of pretension and exaggeration. There will be some statistical weaving of unrelated facts, misrepresentation of his competitor's products, a special "yawn" entertainment guest brought out as a Big SurpriseTM surprise at the end, and yes, he'll even demo some new Apple products.
| They're probably going to fix that iPod shuffle. Can you believe that thing got released before someone looked at it and said "Whoa! We forgot to put a screen on that bugger!" |
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