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June 17, 2006
At last, science is good for something...
H
ey, does your hand have a little tremble after your third cup of coffee?Feel bad about that?
Forget it. Now science has given you a reason to be proud of your caffeine addiction: You're leading your own personal fight against liver disease.
Adding three more cups a day: 80% less likely to get the disease.
And you get a bonus: increased sex drive, much more attractive to local baristas, and more likely to buy us a cup when we see you down at the local shop or pub.
| Of course we're lying about the whole sex drive and attractiveness thing. That applies to us, not you. Sorry. |
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